getoffmybloghoe:
*rides dick to church*
(via kanyewesticle)
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
(Source: thethoughtsofateenageblogger)
bitchtoast:
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sexting-inchurch:
Dear fucking god I tried to send myself a photo from my sister’s phone and stumbled upon her nudes. I’m blind.
Dear fucking god
I tried to send myself a photo from my sister’s phone and stumbled upon her nudes.
I’m blind.
Your url fits perfectly with this